For Chopsticks In Chinese is pronounced KuaiZi, which sounds like soon to get a son.
因為筷子在漢語中讀作“Kuaizi”,聽起來很像“快得兒子”。
To compensate for his unpleasant experiences in hospital, the man drank a little more than was good for him.
為了補償住院這一段不愉快的經歷,那人喝得稍許多了一點。